Male, Blue Point Ragdoll, DOB 02/12/2015
Excuse me, I am a senior gentleman (8 years young) looking for a retirement home, if you’d be so kind to oblige me?
My requirements are simple; several comfortable beds preferably with views (garden etc.), delicious foods (no preference, as long as they are stinky and tasty!), attention on demand (I am extremely handsome and require to be the centre of attention at all times!) and stability (I need this to be my furrever home for keeps).
If you think you are eligible to apply to be my new hooman then I would be extremely interested in meeting you.
I will be waiting to interview you at APS, availability 10-3pm every day!